Zombies are real

"Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre."

Oh yea, sign me up for that.
 
Yeah, that is way cool. I spent almost 20 years as in Emergency Medical Services, before getting into this crazy biz and I can see this happening. It will be very benificial. Imagine you were on vaction in Pigs Knuckle Arkansas and are seriously injured in a car wreck. Now, if you were whisked to Pigs Knuckle General Hosptial and Feed Store, you would probably bleed to death waiting for a chopper to get you to a trauma center. With this procedure, the doc in Pigs Knuckle could put you on ice and then Fed-EX your ass to a trauma center. No problems.

I'm just wondering when they are going to thaw out Walt Disney. Michael Eisner needs his help.
 
Rosestar said:
With this procedure, the doc in Pigs Knuckle could put you on ice and then Fed-EX your ass to a trauma center. No problems.
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Hopefully they won't mix you up with the rack of ribs and you wind up on somebodies barb-q
 
It's not fake, and it comes right on the heels of news that wolves are starting to repopulate and take over parts of rural Germany. Coincidence? I think not!
 
Generally a Boffin is considered an authority on something. One notch lower than "expert" in the english and aussie slang.
 
I can see it now...a startling image...


Age of the Living Dead...or another kind of Resident Evil.

But notice..they dont tell you how they act....they dont bite the fukc outta you and u become this melted skin motherfucking zombie...muauahhaha...they say they act normal...but i find it hard to believe.

Seriously...if i was dead...and 3+ hours passed by, then i was restored to life..id be prettttyy pissed off and go crazy. But thats me. Being 7C isnt my cup of tea...id be mad..id go around and bite the **** outta ppl if that happend to me...*twitch*

thats it..if this **** comes to america and to New Jersey...im going to pack my **** (camera, tapes, tripod, batteries) and move to Australia...nothing ever happens in Australia..which makes it the perfect getaway vacation from those meanie bitches called zombies...bahh!!

and i always dreamed of filming kangaroos...


zombies....ha..................................*looks around*
 
yeah nice to know if my dog dies i can bring him back. I always wondered how my seamonkeys just came alive.
 
blckhawk542 said:
thats it..if this **** comes to america and to New Jersey...im going to pack my **** (camera, tapes, tripod, batteries) and move to Australia...nothing ever happens in Australia..which makes it the perfect getaway vacation from those meanie bitches called zombies...bahh!!

and i always dreamed of filming kangaroos...


zombies....ha..................................*looks around*
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Better start packing... the research is being done in Pittsburgh.... how close is that to West Orange?

You Know... The opening scene to "Killer Zombie Dogs" (KZD in all the fanzines!) would have to involve a terrorized Mail Man....
 
Jarred Land said:
yeah nice to know if my dog dies i can bring him back. I always wondered how my seamonkeys just came alive.
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Sea Monkeys, Sea Monkeys... I've got all their albums!!!
 
BLUESPIDER said:
I think someone is going to phuck up somewhere! Experiments like this creeps me out! I'm moving to Canada!
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And end up with zombie moose.... think about it Blue, better to barr your door here.
 
Rosestar said:
And end up with zombie moose.... think about it Blue, better to barr your door here.
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dang, then I better move to Antarctica! No wait....they may have zombie penguins. I guess I'll just stay at home.
 
oh ****...thats bout 260 miles from my house....****.........

i sware..if i see one day on the news that like zombies and zombie dogs are eating ppl nd ****...im gonna go crazy....hopefully those scientists dont mess up... *bites nails* ahh!!


Spider...go to Australia...its hot and they got kangaroos...u can make a nature film or suttin...haha
 
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