J.R. Hudson
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Marcia Brady turns 49 today. That suck's.
You know you're old when....
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...
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Cindy......:thumbsup:
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I don't know, whan you get her in the right light.......Alice........
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Hey, at least I didn't say Mr. Brady, nudge nudge......:huh:
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You know you're old when ...
You know you're old when ...
... the local highschool has an "oldies" themed dance and it features the decade you grew up in. (real life example)
some for fun:
... People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing.
... You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages but can't remember why you wanted it.
... Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
... You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about
... You are abducted by aliens, but immediately returned in favor of a living specimen.
... Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."
... Going to the bathroom at night used to require shoes, a candle and a corn cob
... The dictionary adds your picture under the definition of "octogenarian
... You had to get rid of your dog he kept trying to drag you to the yard to bury you.
... You can't be tried by a jury of your peers because there are none
... A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.
... You convince an attractive young lady to sleep with you but fail to convince your body parts to arise to the occasion.
... Young girls feel safe in your presence knowing you couldn't possibly do anything
... You can remember seeing double features for a nickel, sometimes with sound.
... Charlton Heston comes to you for advice about his character, Moses, since you were there.
... You often repeat things...You often repeat things... You often repeat things...
... You discover the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
You know you're old when ...
... the local highschool has an "oldies" themed dance and it features the decade you grew up in. (real life example)
some for fun:
... People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing.
... You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages but can't remember why you wanted it.
... Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
... You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about
... You are abducted by aliens, but immediately returned in favor of a living specimen.
... Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."
... Going to the bathroom at night used to require shoes, a candle and a corn cob
... The dictionary adds your picture under the definition of "octogenarian
... You had to get rid of your dog he kept trying to drag you to the yard to bury you.
... You can't be tried by a jury of your peers because there are none
... A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.
... You convince an attractive young lady to sleep with you but fail to convince your body parts to arise to the occasion.
... Young girls feel safe in your presence knowing you couldn't possibly do anything
... You can remember seeing double features for a nickel, sometimes with sound.
... Charlton Heston comes to you for advice about his character, Moses, since you were there.
... You often repeat things...You often repeat things... You often repeat things...
... You discover the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
The passage of time is not always bad.
Look what it did for the nerdy middle sister on "Charles in Charge":
Look what it did for the nerdy middle sister on "Charles in Charge":