You Don't Need to be Told This...(rant)

Sad Max

Artful Dodger
...unless you do. And if you do need to be told this there may not be much hope for you but I am going to point it out to you, anyway.

You cannot successfully lie your way through a professional environment.

Not a real one. Not for very long. And if it's a comparatively well-networked and tight-knit environment like feature and tv production in any given market, once you wear the liar tag you may not ever be able to fully rid yourself of it.

Today's Exhibit 'A' is LC (not his real initials), who recently called me and indicated that he had received his long-sought-after Art Director's Card a couple of years ago, and was interested in my joining him on a project as Art Director #2.

Now even back when I worked with him several years ago, LC was clearly truth-impaired. Doing stuff like telling the Production Designer that a particular commercial font was a custom one he'd created himself, silly, easily-caught stuff like that (which for the most part effectively sank his career as a big-budget project Graphic Designer - coming off like a pathological liar does nothing for your reputation even if the endless lies are comparatively trivial).

Now, I don't know what the very first thing is that you would do upon hearing his news, but the very first thing that I did was sign on to the Art Directors' Guild website, bring up the membership directory, and note that in fact LC is not listed as an Art Director, an Assistant, or anything of the sort.

To me, this of course only confirmed what I already knew. But, what do you suppose I'm going to say the next time a real Art Director, or Production Designer, or producer calls me about this guy? Think I'm going to give this guy an endorsement? Or that instead I will offer a warning?

Of course not every liar is so clumsy and foolish as to lie to a member of a guild that keeps a membership list available for inspection on demand. But for the most part liars tend to think they're being much more clever than they are when putting the fib together, and the truth will out.

Anyway, like I said, something that you probably don't need to be told.

Unless you do.
 
A couple of years ago, I was watching a show on one of the upper channels, court tv, a&e, bravo, etc. Not sure which. The show was an episodic about 'criminal masterminds' and featured a new bad guy every episode. It was reality based and kind of in the same vein as 'City Confidential'.

I wish I could remember the particular episode I saw or the exact criminal I was blown away by but there was a guy who not only cleverly broke out of jail several times by lying about having AIDS or coloring his white prison smock blue from stolen pen ink to impersonate someone from the medical staff (he just walked out of the prison), etc...But when he got out he lied his way into a law office position...not just as a lawyer but a partner! That guy had/has MAJOR balls. So much so that you cannot help but admire it in some odd way. So, here he was, escaped convict making a major living working as a major player in a law firm. What the hell?

I don't know that "Catch me if you Can" was loosely based on this guy but their stories are similar. I mean this cat has Hollywood movie written all over him.
 
...and in the end he got caught.

Most of the time people who do manage to string the lies along for an extended period can pull it off because the people around them are credulous, lazy, or both.
 
Hmmmm...interesting. I agree. Though I think there is something to be said for the go-getter who...stretches it a little to get his foot in the door, then turns that into something. Isn't that the famous story about Spielberg? And it's how I got into the technology business...
 
He lied his way into a law firm! C'mon! Admirable? no. interesting and awe-inspiring? absolutely. Aside from the convict part, if you knew a guy like that you'd probably brag about him to your other friends.
 
Interesting in the same clinical sort of way that a cockroach is kind of interesting. And perhaps it tells you something about people who run those particular law firms.

Awe-inspiring? Not a bit. I am not inspired to feel awe by the behavior of cheats and liars, even the effective or lucky ones.

If I had assisted in convicting him, yes, that would be something brag about. In fact, I have done just about that very thing and certainly will again, at the next opportunity. Although I keep the bragging to a minimum.
 
Awe-inspiring? Not a bit. I am not inspired to feel awe by the behavior of cheats and liars, even the effective or lucky ones.

Well, I don't mean "awe" as in admiration. I mean awe as in wonder and in a jaw-drop sort of way. That someone could be that brassy.

I aint a particular fan of liars, cheats and thieves (I just got my iPod stolen 2 weeks ago, I still use the word hate when referring to anyone who'd help themselves to what is rightfully yours) but it takes a high level of intelligence to be able to pull of a lie like that. To infiltrate a law office and not be caught for a few years. That or an insurmountable amount of stupidity or complacency on the part of the other lawyers. Or a bit of both. Either way, if you knew that guy you might be inclined to tell his story. Perhaps to the cops but you might be telling it to somebody.
 
The truth is always easier to remember...and back up.

There you go. Honesty can really simplify things.

The funny thing I have found is that if you re honest and sincere getting in the door, then you prove yourself, people are less likely to care about your credentials anyway.

I get calls from people all the time asking me to do stuff that I dabble in, but have no serious background in. But they TRUST me and the judgment I have shown in the past.

Lie less, work more.
 
Hmmmm...interesting. I agree. Though I think there is something to be said for the go-getter who...stretches it a little to get his foot in the door, then turns that into something. Isn't that the famous story about Spielberg?

Spielberg just put on a suit and waved pleasantly to the guard at Universal, who assumed he was somebody, then hung around for a few weeks until somebody gave him a job. Not sure he outright lied about who he was, nobody asked. But he also had a few excellent short films under his arm to show the execs when the opportunity came.
 
Although the story about the security guard at Amblin who wanted to be a model maker, made a stunning model of the Amblin compound, presented it to the company and got noticed by Steven, is true. "The guy who made that is wasted as a security guard. Squire him around and find him a model maker job."

I work with that guy every so often. The moral: models work better than resumes. Or lies.
 
Honesty only works when it's convenient or otherwise productive to your goals in life.
Personally, as you know, I don't have an issue with it.
But it reminds me of 'by omission of truth there is a lie" or something to that effect.

So, to me, it's more of a matter of how much BS one wants to cut through.
Honesty? Yeah, BS.

Maybe I'm overthinking it.

My 2 cents.
 
Considering we are a species who are programmed with a need to survive, we are inherently selfish. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people stepping on people to get ahead out there. Heavy...
 
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