You bunch of wankers!

Doc Bernard

Indie Arms Member
I am wishing ya' a Happy Saint Paddy's Day. Even if ya don't daserve it. Bleedin' Yanks. Ya need ta go ta yur nearest Irish pub and get a pint of Guinness, before I smack yur gob.

"here's tah you and meh, and if ya don't agree, screw ya, here's tah meh." Frickin' basterds, no respect fer the Saints.

Yeh, I can trace me bloodlines back a ways (can you say William of Orange?). Ulster-Scot and damn proud of it. Clan MacCullough, a sept of Clan Ross, ya Taig and Yank sons of whores. Ok, I don't ascribe to the religious aspect, but just havin' a bit o' fun.

"Ya have any Irish in ya? Nah? Would ya like some?" Don't use that line unless you are really Irish, or have blood claim to the area. Otherwise I will hunt you down.
 
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Okay, if it helps ya get a bit of the "fun", go ahead and use meh line. But thank meh afterwards. Here, I gave you a gift beyond measure, not even if yur kissed by Blarney hisself
 

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An teh each an ever one of ya, 'specially those who said "we dont ned ya', we know how ta shoot guns and such." "Ya jus' point it and bang, the valence dun." Who needs a militry trained bloke? Or someone with ta' proper guns?"

"how's yur projects goin' now?" I ask ya? You win any awards wit' yur work?"

Okay, seriously, just trying to type with accent I can speak in, to see it on screen.
 
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