Words to Live by:

[Doc Bernard]

Per Al Bundy:

1. It's okay to call hooters snackers and sometimes snack trays
2. It is WRONG to be french
3. It's ok to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers, see rule 3
5. It's okay to drive a gas guzzler, if it'll help you get babes
6. Bring back the word stewardesses
7. Everyone should carpool, except me
8. Synchronized swimming is NOT a sport
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport
those are your ten/nine commandments

 

[David G. Smith]

1. If in doubt, I am always right.
2. If you can't do the time.... don't get caught.
3. Bro's before 'hoes.
4. If you have to ask how much it costs, then wait 'till they close and steal it.
5. It it beats a sharp stick in the eye, then it will probably be cheaper if you put a sharp stick to their eye.
6. Everything you look for will be in the last place you look.
7. Job satisfaction is in direct proportion to your job's ability to attract hot chicks.
8. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... because I am packin' a 12 gauge and f**king evil's wife.
9. Momma said their'd be days like this. I hate it when Momma's right.
10. When looking for someone to blame, look to yourself... cause you got a big list of f**kers to blame.

 

[ian dart]

before you criticise anybody walk a mile in their shoes.
then when you do criticise them you will be a mile away
and have their shoes.................