wonders of the world...

boo

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ok, slow day today...just some things that make you wonder:

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If corn have ears, does that mean your feet can listen?

;D :P :o
 
Re: wonders of the world...

[quote author=boo link=board=Offtopic;num=1090448073;start=0#0 date=07/21/04 at 15:14:33]
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
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That's the one that keeps me awake at night, staring at the ceiling...
 
Re: wonders of the world...

Boo, are those your sayings? They sound similar to the person who wrote these:

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever... so far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

But, on the other hand...™ you have different fingers.
 
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