Woke up drunk.

Wow, and you are still drunk. Let's examine the evidence:

lucidz said:
I'm going to start a religious sect where we prove god protects and watches over us by randomly punching bears in the face.
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Nah, I was wrong. You are most likely stoned. You know, puffing the magic dragon ?
 
haha, never been stoned. didn't even mean to get drunk last night. me and jim beam had a long talk, and i guess i shoulda stopped talkin to him, but i din't :(

not drunk now finally, but my head feels like crap and i'm exhausted!
 
Eat some bananas, drink some orange juice, (anything with simple sugars or starches) take tylenol, and drink a lot of water. B vitamins help, too. It's probably just a hangover.
 
I hate that feeling.....What i do is...run a mile then fall on the ground and just stay there until everything feels better again... :grin:
 
if it makes you feel any better, I am taking sips of a warm coors light ( leftover from last night) because I'm thirsty and too lazy to get up and get some water.
 
Pooh said:
if it makes you feel any better, I am taking sips of a warm coors light ( leftover from last night) because I'm thirsty and too lazy to get up and get some water.
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I made myself one of those water pump things like Kevin Costner used in Water World...

I don't even need to move to drink. Now I can drink my own pee.

Patent Pending...
 
lucidz said:
me and jim beam had a long talk, and i guess i shoulda stopped talkin to him, but i din't :(
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So, you wake up from a hard night of booz'in with Jim Beam and all you have is a headache? Lucky bastid.

Be thankful you didn't wake up with a sore asshole.

Trust me on this one.
 
forget get the detox, its all about the retox.
haven't you ever heard of bobbing for beers?
throw some bottles in your tub under cold water. that
way you get a fresh start again plus you get a reward.
not really, it gets old fast... just gimme that damn beer,
who needs the water...
 
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