Why did the dog cross the road?

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24fps4ever

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why did the dog cross the road?

- to get away from michael vick


sorry guys, heard that joke on the radio on my way home and could not help myself :)
 
So a brain goes into a bar, right...
and says, "Give me a Guinness."
The bartender, "No. I'm not gonna serve you."
"Why not?" asks the brain.
"Cause you were already out of your mind when you came in."


dammit do I love bad jokes.​
 
My son's current favorite (that he actually wrote himself)...

Why did the poop cross the road?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken's butt.

(ok, maybe i helped him a little)
 
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow
The Interrupt---
MOO!

Oh, it doesnt translate so well in a text based form... =(
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap.

The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
 
While touring historic buildings in Alexandria, Virginia, we visited an old church. The guide told us that George Washington had attended services there and pointed to his pew.

A reverent silence fell. The guide, encouraged by this, went on to tell us that church services back then had been very lengthy -- frequently lasting three hours or more.

The mood of the moment was shattered when an anonymous voice whispered loudly, "So George Washington slept here too!"
 
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