Beat Takeshi
Two-Hip Shakur
I just noticed that its getting to the point where I don't even want to read down anymore. Do you guys cut off from a date or just let it all ride?
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Printing the resume on fluorescent hot-pink cardboard usually seems to grab their attention, for me...
I do NOT care about your hobbies and likes and dislikes.
Actually, there's little worse than saying "I have great attention to detail" or other cliched phrases that don't really mean anything.
"I'm a real self-starter." -- Bummer, as I was hoping I'd have to ride your butt about surfing porn 5 hours a day.
"My biggest weakness is that I work too hard." -- No, your biggest weakness is thinking that line works. And your love of Zamfir.
"I have great attention to detail." -- Oh, so now you're saying you *do* surf porn five hours day. Which is it, Chachi?
"I'm very proactive." -- I already have clear skin, thanks anyway, Diddy.
"I’m a real team player." -- So you'll surf porn five hours a day and take credit for your teammates' work?
"My five-year plan is to be where you are today." -- Well, it took me 15 years to get here, Skippy, and I ain't letting some porn-addicted astringent steal my golden goose.
Proofread it many times. Get at least two other people to do the same. There is little worse than saying "I have great attention to detail" and then misspelling a word in the same or next sentence.