You're a classic Gord. I can confirm that I haven't shot anyone either (although if I had access to firearms there are a couple of people across the office that are in my sights today...)
I consoled my much younger roommate who is having boy friend troubles... while watching archival footage of Billy Holiday, Lester Young, Count Basie and other Jazz greats! I think I scored major karma points for pulling that off.
Oh I wasn't moving in on her... just being consoling. You know... the strong shoulder to cry on kind of thing. Doing it with sincerity, while also watching/listening to great jazz, is where the skill comes in!