What do YOU do to support yourself?

Don't know but judging by the wack I just got on the noggin, I know she's stronger than a trunk monkey
 
MattinSTL said:
Tankgirl! Oh my gosh! I just realized that you might be able to get me my old job back!
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tankgirl said:
Your old job??
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Here was my previous post... sorry but this joke took some legwork.

MattinSTL said:
I'm a torpedo polisher... well I used to be anyway... now I cut and sell fish... and I cut and sell grass.

Oops, I mean I just cut the grass.
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Did you not see Tankgirl's avatar?

Okay so I'm reaching here... and it's not that funny explained... but I'm still reaching... with my little polishing cloth.
 
John_Hudson said:
Has anyone ever made an actual 'Cool' Corporate Video? Something that is entertaining and almost filmlike? (as oppossed to the kind where you want to kill yourself when watching I mean)
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I work as computer science teacher at a high school and I assist the Office technology Dept with their computers/tech stuff. I have seen some of these videos for 7 years straight the SAME ones, from the early '80's, and I know some of them line by line. Then I promptly head to the bathroom and barf my brains out.
 
Damn you motherfuckers....Have to bring this up again. For income? I paint. When the boss leaves--->I sit.....immediately. Even though I hate smoking cigarettes, I'll do it just because coughing passes time faster than slinging paint. At the end of the week, I play the "nice little wage slave" and trod my pathetic ass over to my boss's house and hope he accidently puts an extra 20 in the skinny envelope holding my weeks pay. He says I get paid under the table, obviously in effort to make me think I'm getting a good deal, when I'm really just getting ass-rammed 40 hours out of my week. Don't worry, I'm working on getting fired again (3rd time).

When the inflammation in my rear settles, you can find me:
On tour-at home eating my parents food-on dvxuser-filming- drinking
 
At this point in my life having completed several bachelor degrees and master degree programs I do what any liberal arts graduate does: I work for a private university enrolling adults to go back to college.

I choose to ignore my duties most days and read DVXUser though.

Hey, it's better than what my education trained me for, telling people about the specials for the night.
 
TheYankee said:
Hey, it's better than what my education trained me for, telling people about the specials for the night.
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That reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

What did the liberal arts graduate say to the engineering graduate?

Would you like fries with that, sir?
 
Sumfun said:
That reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

What did the liberal arts graduate say to the engineering graduate?

Would you like fries with that, sir?
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I would resent that and take offense if it wasn't so true.
 
MattinSTL said:
Here was my previous post... sorry but this joke took some legwork.
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And she finally catches on, cue the applause. lol It takes me longer to figure things out when I am at work. It's almost as if my mind falls aslee........zzzzzzzz
 
I pimp out my wife 4 days a week and sell crack the other 3.

No, really.

No, I don't.

I do tech work for a UK based company that handles personals on the web, phone, etc.

Not very thrilling.

-Robert
 
pookie said:
Ahh...

What did the liberal arts graduate say to the sociology graduate?


You missed a spot.
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What is really sad is when you have two bachelor degrees each with a double major (so essentially I have studied English, Communications, Philosophy, & Religious Studies). Then, just because you think about getting a doctorate you get a master of arts in philosophy... If you want to discuss the enlightenment or Spinoza's views, I'm your man.

If you want to have a check book balanced, hey... I have to log into bank of america every night to see what I have.
 
I told my wife a joke last night, here is goes:

What did the hand say to the face? SLAP!

Didn't go over to well.
 
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