What a bunch of...........

J.R. Hudson

J.R. Hudson

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What the hell is wrong with this place?

Rafael Palmerio was suspended fro 10 whole days.................

"Oooooohhhhhhhh" That'll teach them! Will he be busted for perjury for lying to a Federal Grandjury? Yeah right............

And if you dont think half of these bitches are onthe juice; youre high too

Bonds, Giambi, McGuire, Sosa - - - - - - - All of em

10 Day suspension. That's Comical.
 
Hey Jer- I think its baseball. Let him go with it. I think he's about to hit terminal velocity. :grin:
 
thartley said:
Hey Jer- I think its baseball.
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Oh... I was hoping it was something of substance.

Well... baseball + foreign origin (non-NA) = zero comprehension.

Tuning out......
 
I think they should just go all the way and require *all* players to be on drugs. They'd all get injections right before the game, but the kicker would be they wouldn't know what they were getting. It might be steroids, or it might just be mesacline and Wild Turkey. Something to liven up the game. Plus, I'd replace all the umpires with Czeck police. And make Pete Rose commissioner.
 
There is no such thing as steroids, I worked out hard.....I'm naturally big...


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Barry_S said:
I think they should just go all the way and require *all* players to be on drugs. They'd all get injections right before the game, but the kicker would be they wouldn't know what they were getting. It might be steroids, or it might just be mesacline and Wild Turkey. Something to liven up the game. Plus, I'd replace all the umpires with Czeck police. And make Pete Rose commissioner.
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BWhahahahahahah! Awesome. :cheesy:
 
Dennis Miller: In response to what its sponsors claim is an idea whose time has come, the first All-Drug Olympics opened today in Bogota, Columbia. Athletes are allowed to take any substance whatsoever before, after, and even during the competition. So far, 115 world records have been shattered! We go now to correspondent Kevin Nealon, live in Bogota for the Weightlifting Finals. Kevin?

Kevin Nealon: Dennis, getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is getting set now, he's going for a cleaning jerk of over 1500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That's an awful lot of weight, Dennis, and here he goes.

[ Kevin steps aside to reveal the steroid-bulked athlete bent over to lift the 1500 lbs. weight. Sergei tightens his grip on the barbells and pulls up, but instead of lifting the weights, his arms are pulled off and blood squirts ferociously out of his pulpy stubs. ]

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Kevin Nealon: Oh! He pulled his arms off! He's pulled his arms off, that's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian! [ Sergei's trainer wraps a towel around him ] You know, you hate to see something like this happen, Dennis! He probably doesn't have that much pain right now, but I think tomorrow he's really gonna feel that, Dennis! Back to you!

Dennis Miller: Thank you, Kevin. Very nice form on the Russian. Canada, of course, is leading that competition.
 
Barry_S said:
I think they should just go all the way and require *all* players to be on drugs. They'd all get injections right before the game, but the kicker would be they wouldn't know what they were getting. It might be steroids, or it might just be mesacline and Wild Turkey. Something to liven up the game. Plus, I'd replace all the umpires with Czeck police. And make Pete Rose commissioner.
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No give 'em all steroids... it shrinks the 'nads so they can't breed.
 
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