weird pleasures...

Some weird pleasures...hm...

Taking a shower. I feel super fresh
Not showering for like..3 - 4 days...not during school week..like breaks and stuff...cuz i get to lazy.
Coming on this forum
Watching TV Guid channel for like an hour.
Saying Moofka in school while passing in the halls with my friends...and spazzing out like a mofo into lockers and stuff..then my friends laugh...and people who i dont kno look at me like im crazy...then i start laughin massly.
Reading Reader's Digest when I run out of reading material on my throne.
And talking ''jive'' on this forum...cuz half of you dont understand me.
oh yeah..i forgot...gettin da jokes on Zach Lien....im gonna get you for that Troll ****. lol...no hard feelings..just business.
 
Insomnia. During college I would only get about three or four hours of sleep a night. When you're sleep deprived reality kind of distorts and you look at things a little lopsided. You lose all sense of propriety and you see the humor in everything. I miss that sense of distortion, it reminded me of a Terry Gilliam film.
 
Isaac_Brody said:
Insomnia. During college I would only get about three or four hours of sleep a night. When you're sleep deprived reality kind of distorts and you look at things a little lopsided. You lose all sense of propriety and you see the humor in everything. I miss that sense of distortion, it reminded me of a Terry Gilliam film.
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I'm right there with you Issac.
Staying up late enough that you cross the line between it being 'really late' and 'really early.' Living in a college dorm and wondering if you should just stay up until they open the cafeteria for breakfast...then being loopy the rest of the day.
 
isaac that makes me wonder. i was thinking my brain was messed up. i havent been sleeping much and i've felt really out of it. maybe its also sleep deprivation.
 
Try napping. Napping from 5 - 7PM will be enough to keep your body running all night. Be careful though, once you get on that schedule it's really tough to break it.
 
Rich Lee said:
you and me brudda...

also, nothing quite as satisfying as popping giant bloody zits and having them "splat" against the mirror...it happens so rarerly now...much more often when i was a teenager...those were the salad days...and thousand island dressing was the shizzle...
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Haha you know, I thought about putting that one too but like you said, it doesnt happen as much as it did when I was a teen. Yeah man, it would stream out like my face was taking a piss on the mirror.
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Oppressor_LOB said:
it would stream out like my face was taking a piss on the mirror.
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That has to be the grossest thing I've read on a website about camera work ever. Yuckers. :)
 
Oppressor_LOB said:
Haha you know, I thought about putting that one too but like you said, it doesnt happen as much as it did when I was a teen. Yeah man, it would stream out like my face was taking a piss on the mirror.
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i didnt get streams...more like the mess private piles exploding head made on the bathroom wall.

the pops were totaly audible, could hear/feel the crunch of the skin bursting open, and the splatter noise of the blood/juice hitting the mirror...

i love seperating banannas into three pieces down the middle, they have a natural seem line that lets you do this...i love it...

also, when i eat a sandwich, i have to eat the crust off first, then i have to take half moon shaped bites from each side creating an "+" shaped sandwich, then i take half moon shaped bites from the corners making an octagon shaped sandwich...then i just keep workin it down, taking bites around the sandwich making shapes till its gone...

if its a BB&J sandwhich i eat the crust off then mush down the edges with my lips to make a sort of round "pocket" so that the insides are totaly sealed in bread...then i do the same as i described above...except i always try to keep the edges mushed together so that the contents are sealed in. its fun...its kind of a habbit...
 
Food that is so spicy that my face hurts and I want to bash my forehead into the floor, then the pain subsides and a tingly feeling washes over my body.

love that.

Also getting a hair off my tongue on the first try.

-rook
 
I love to nibble twizzlers real fast in the movies, like taking fast little rabbit nibbles and i can go through the whole bag within the first 15 minutes. I just love the texture and the feeling of my teeth sinking in.
I also love to chew on smarties by moving my jaw sideways, almost like grinding them down.

On the pain side, I love a lot of wassabi on my sushi. If it doesnt hurt the top of your head when you eat it theres not enough on.
 
I love when I get thanked for great EDIT performance EDIT... it's polite and courteous.:thumbsup:

Honey instead of sugar... always.

Picking citrus off the tree... especially as a guest on private property.

Renting a car with less then 100 miles on it.

Seeing a movie that I know nothing about and it ends up being one of my favorites. Die Hard at midnight on a trip... The Matrix.

Sampling any food that's popular somewhere I'm visiting... even if the food is revolting I'll finish it and convince myself that it's good.

Being randomly generous.

Jumping off a cliff or bridge (over water of course) and the precise moment where one foot is still on the object but there's no going back. I put up this INSANE rope swing at a friend's house and didn't have the balls to try it for a YEAR. (neither did he) After I finally did and we realized we wouldn't get killed we went 100% nuts with it, but that FIRST time I stepped off the cliff holding onto the rope my heart was in my throat... then suddenly calm as it began. That precise second is golden.
 
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