Wait, WHAT exactly is this movie about?

[Jawa Ex Machina]

Okay so Tom Hanks works at a thrift store, and is employee of the month, but gets fired.
He now has to find himself a new job, so he starts working for Donnie Darko's dad and buys a moped. This gets him a date with a hot black girl although she's already dating someone so he starts dating Julia Roberts instead but she's an alcoholic with brainfreeze and Tom Hanks ends up taking a class taught by Mr. Sulu.
But then everything's all right in the end because he finally learns to speak to a crowd.



Something like that? No?

 

[Pookie]

What's it about?

Dead simple.

Big cheque for Hanks and Roberts.

Ya' know...$$$$$$$$$