Uwe boll is a genius.
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Knoxworth
Well-known member
My friends and I, about five in all, rushed to the theater to see Bloodrayne. We were surprised to see three other people in the theater.
I'm in a minority of people who thinks Uwe has the right to make movies. I heard somebody say that movies are different from books and music, in that bad movies are sometimes worth watching. Bloodrayne was a hoot. I actually own it.
I offer you Best.Worst.Movie as evidence:
http://www.bestworstmovie.com/downloads/teaser/
I'm in a minority of people who thinks Uwe has the right to make movies. I heard somebody say that movies are different from books and music, in that bad movies are sometimes worth watching. Bloodrayne was a hoot. I actually own it.
I offer you Best.Worst.Movie as evidence:
http://www.bestworstmovie.com/downloads/teaser/
Brandon Rice
Distributed Producer
Wow... what an ignorant fool.
Excuse yourselves.....
The worst film ever made is "Dunyaya Kurtaran Adam" Turkish for: The Man who saved the World. AKA Turkish Star wars.... i offer evidence.....
Exhibit A:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA&mode=related&search=
Exhibit B:
( this link is so you can hear the origional music, but watch the second one for the whole scene) http://youtube.com/watch?v=U3uAUp6FjgM&mode=related&search=
The whole scene:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cufQD5Y31ZA&mode=related&search=
I rest my case, and i want Red bears in my life.
The worst film ever made is "Dunyaya Kurtaran Adam" Turkish for: The Man who saved the World. AKA Turkish Star wars.... i offer evidence.....
Exhibit A:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA&mode=related&search=
Exhibit B:
( this link is so you can hear the origional music, but watch the second one for the whole scene) http://youtube.com/watch?v=U3uAUp6FjgM&mode=related&search=
The whole scene:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cufQD5Y31ZA&mode=related&search=
I rest my case, and i want Red bears in my life.
HorseFilms
Look ma no hands
Damn you, Timur. I'm gonna see these nostrils in my nightmares...
OH damn Exhibit B is worse than being rickrolled... almost.
thoes are some gangsta nostrils... you need them to defeat the red bears....
Mark Harris
Pain in the ass
oddly, it's still more entertaining than Attack of the Clones...
When Obi wan said "Use the Force," he meant "the trampoline."
When Obi wan said "Use the Force," he meant "the trampoline."
Luis Caffesse
Admin
Here's another one for you.
Because REAL ninjas wear headbands that say.... NINJA on them.
Obviously.
That way you can tell them apart from the fake ninjas.
Another scene from the same movie
And, is it just me or is the music getting really close to the Miami Vice theme song at one point...
Because REAL ninjas wear headbands that say.... NINJA on them.
Obviously.
That way you can tell them apart from the fake ninjas.
Another scene from the same movie
And, is it just me or is the music getting really close to the Miami Vice theme song at one point...
And bright yellow costumes that make you extra stealthy. I loved the sound fx in the first fight. When the charge each other sounds like horses on a street. LMAO wasnt that a scene from Miami Vice in the second?
pest22o
Well-known member
I'm sorry I have to disagree with you, what I just saw right now (turkish star wars) had to be a hell lot more entertaining then anything I've ever seen from uwe boll.
Rick Meyer
Veteran
My God that was bad. That was worse than porno with deleted sex scenes.
Top notch quality.
LMAO!
Whats weird about turkish starwars is, its kind of genius..... somehow.... some way...