Time.

[Pookie]

http://time.is/

 

[Ted Ramasola]

damn, it says my clock is 4.1 seconds late... no wonder my life is in ruin.

 

[dillont]

Nothing unusual to report from here (40 seconds in the future). All is well. Carry on. Wait, what is tha*#*#$ ++NO CARRIER

 

[David Jimerson]

The Windows clock is exactly synchronized, but that's probably not coincidence.

 

[Steve Laramie]

This could be a conspiracy.