This must be what they mean when they say writing is "risky."

Here I was thinking the perp was the obvious loser in this story until I read this:

"Thank God it finally happened," said Lenox Hill Hospital general surgery resident David Kinsky, who was sitting at a table adjacent to Gandolfini's at the time of the murder. "I just knew that was how the story was meant to end. After the finale, I was so anxious and depressed I could hardly sleep."

like the actor had it coming?
wtf?
 
thats hilarious!

i LOVE the onion. theonly magazine i liek better, is NYU's Comedy newspaper. its actually really witty.
 
I thought the Pac-Man Jones one was the best on that page, but to each his own...

Oh, and where do I send some money to buy some drinks for those skanks so they'll go ahead and kiss already? :beer::love4::shocked:
 
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