BLUESPIDER
DVXuser Ninja
Re: The Platinum Members Club
so how's the coffee monte, alittle salty maybe?
so how's the coffee monte, alittle salty maybe?
The Platinum Members Club
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brmclaughlin
Active member
Re: The Platinum Members Club
...tip toe...shhhh...low crawl....looking for Frizzle......
........hummmm, this looks tastey...slurp.......ahhhhhh......
....whispering...: Mr. Fry, I volunteer to be your grunt....
....if you can persuade them to hire you on,
I'd be pleased to share the ??? with the Trainees ;D
Hey mino,
What I reeaaally would like is being your support
with either of your positions, Yeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
and your tribute to Johnny is way cool!
.........damn, me thinks i just blew my sneaking around here....
...sorry Frizzle ??? :-/
......leaving now......slurp.....belch....ahhhhhhdios
...tip toe...shhhh...low crawl....looking for Frizzle......
........hummmm, this looks tastey...slurp.......ahhhhhh......
....whispering...: Mr. Fry, I volunteer to be your grunt....
....if you can persuade them to hire you on,
I'd be pleased to share the ??? with the Trainees ;D
Hey mino,
What I reeaaally would like is being your support
with either of your positions, Yeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
and your tribute to Johnny is way cool!
.........damn, me thinks i just blew my sneaking around here....
...sorry Frizzle ??? :-/
......leaving now......slurp.....belch....ahhhhhhdios
Frizzle Fry
Well-known member
Re: The Platinum Members Club
**regains composure after hyperventilating**
Spider, that was nasty! Hahaha, that's not how I meant it. What I meant was that I never bring off-brand non-dairy creamer. Only the good stuff, like Coffee-Mate (all flavors). Or real half&half cream, of the dairy cow. I also carry various gourmet brews, and even high quality decaf! (you can't tell the difference, but I'll never try to fool you) I have a travel case full of various sweeteners, ready to go at a moment's notice. My coffee service also features large, personalized mugs; fruit smoothies; and fresh muffins.
As far as keeping the riff-raff away, I use a stun gun and Karate kicks, both directed at the groin.
If the coffee is good, I'll give Hudson the credit. If it's bad, I'll take the blame. Phew, well, monte, let me know.
**regains composure after hyperventilating**
Spider, that was nasty! Hahaha, that's not how I meant it. What I meant was that I never bring off-brand non-dairy creamer. Only the good stuff, like Coffee-Mate (all flavors). Or real half&half cream, of the dairy cow. I also carry various gourmet brews, and even high quality decaf! (you can't tell the difference, but I'll never try to fool you) I have a travel case full of various sweeteners, ready to go at a moment's notice. My coffee service also features large, personalized mugs; fruit smoothies; and fresh muffins.
As far as keeping the riff-raff away, I use a stun gun and Karate kicks, both directed at the groin.
If the coffee is good, I'll give Hudson the credit. If it's bad, I'll take the blame. Phew, well, monte, let me know.
HorseFilms
Look ma no hands
Re: The Platinum Members Club
mmm.... steak.
mmm.... steak.
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Re: The Platinum Members Club
Hmmm, apparently nobody told monte that he's got *probationary platinum* status until he hits a thousand. All title, no power.
Hmmm, apparently nobody told monte that he's got *probationary platinum* status until he hits a thousand. All title, no power.
Larry Rutledge
Fest Master
Re: The Platinum Members Club
All you snivelling Silver Members make me SICK
Stand up for yourselves! You don't have to grovel at the feet of the Platinum Members - they are nothing, wasting their time posting nothing but smileys and nonesensical drivel to boost their rating.
I won't stand for it! Come back and be proud of your Silver Member status.
All you snivelling Silver Members make me SICK
Stand up for yourselves! You don't have to grovel at the feet of the Platinum Members - they are nothing, wasting their time posting nothing but smileys and nonesensical drivel to boost their rating.I won't stand for it! Come back and be proud of your Silver Member status.
;D ;D ;D ;D Drivel, drivel drivel
pookie_old
Veteran
Re: The Platinum Members Club
That's "clunk".
That's "clunk".
Slimothy
Veteran
Re: The Platinum Members Club
Can I be an intern? Since my membership is only a few weeks off. Also, feel free to kick me off of the PLATINUM members list since I'll probably be the only Platinum member to still be asking Trainee questions.
Oh, one more thing, when I got my camera I tilted it and it made a strange klunk. I bought it off a guy in a trenchcoat in a dark alley who promised it was under warranty and he said he was an authorized dealer. So I know I'm safe, but WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
EDIT: Excellent, my joke follows two jokes of the same topic. Talk about bad timing. SEE I DON'T DESERVE IT. TAKE ME BACK DOWN TO 30 POSTS!
Can I be an intern? Since my membership is only a few weeks off. Also, feel free to kick me off of the PLATINUM members list since I'll probably be the only Platinum member to still be asking Trainee questions.
Oh, one more thing, when I got my camera I tilted it and it made a strange klunk. I bought it off a guy in a trenchcoat in a dark alley who promised it was under warranty and he said he was an authorized dealer. So I know I'm safe, but WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
EDIT: Excellent, my joke follows two jokes of the same topic. Talk about bad timing. SEE I DON'T DESERVE IT. TAKE ME BACK DOWN TO 30 POSTS!
thartley
Veteran
Re: The Platinum Members Club
[quote author=Slimothy link=board=Offtopic;num=1106611636;start=30#35 date=01/25/05 at 14:31:03]when I got my camera I tilted it and it made a strange klunk. I bought it off a guy in a trenchcoat in a dark alley who promised it was under warranty and he said he was an authorized dealer. So I know I'm safe, but WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
[/quote]
Nope, that's just my practice cue, like a firedrill...
;D
(How'd I do?)
[quote author=Slimothy link=board=Offtopic;num=1106611636;start=30#35 date=01/25/05 at 14:31:03]when I got my camera I tilted it and it made a strange klunk. I bought it off a guy in a trenchcoat in a dark alley who promised it was under warranty and he said he was an authorized dealer. So I know I'm safe, but WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
[/quote]
Nope, that's just my practice cue, like a firedrill...
;D
(How'd I do?)
pookie_old
Veteran
Re: The Platinum Members Club
Snitch, snitch........
Snitch, snitch........