The monkey house

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Mino

Northern Dreamer
My newest theory...Ahem!

If you have ever been to the monkey house at the zoo you will most likely have heard the chimps getting all excited and screaming at the top of their lungs. If you live near a community ball park you will most likely have heard almost identical noises drifting on the breeze when someone hits a ball. So just how far removed are we from our furry cousins? We've got more toys and bigger credit limits but as animals go, I think were like maybe an inch up the pole over monkeys.

This is my theory which is mine.
 
At least monkey's don't walk our streets picking up poop from behind our pets!

Though, when I was a kid growing up in Philly, there was a momma ape who would toss her poo at you if she didn't like you. I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen (still do now looking back).

CaptM
 
That reminds me of a time I was at a zoo as a kid. A monkey was hanging onto the bars and started peeing. He hosed down this chick who was unlucky enough to be right in front. It was great.:)
 
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