The funniest Error message

filmelife

filmelife

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;D ;D this is too funny, try this


1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in- weapons of mass destruction -(DON'T hit return)

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"

4) Read the "error message" carefully.
 
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Yeah, I've heard of that li'l Google stunt before.

Careful, Filmlife... looks like you're trying to create a backdoor to a locked thread.

Certainly, you know where this could wind up.
 
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I guess everyone knew about this message. I think google does this weird stuff some times ;D

looks like you're trying to create a backdoor to a locked thread.
Click to expand...

Man, that aint gonna stop. Go flames Go.
 
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<----standing in the wings with his revolver cocked & ready... got John's back... waiting for someone to twitch.... tumbleweeds blowing by.... ;D
 
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LOL

I had seen this just last week. Also...

(***Please note that the Web designer is not American and blaming the Web designer for America's history is illogical. Though you may critisize this oversimplified French history all you wish, blaming or threatening the Web designer is not nice.)

- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."
 
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haha now THAT's funny... makes ME want to invade France by myself! Think they'd let me build a penthouse suite at the top of the Eiffel tower after I conquer it?
 
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8) 8) so i got the first move haa, ok....filmlife takes out this package, it feels heavy, it has a white cover, you can see colors of red and green through it...............its.........its................:o its a falafel. Filmelife starts eating it, and keeps eating it "oh this is so good"
filmelife finishes eating

and now....oh no....no filmelife :o he begins to eat a succulent donair, containing prefried donair chicken and tomatoes covered with donair sauce

after he finishes eating, he thinks to himself, what was i gonna do again ???

oh ya >:(  ;D
 
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You won't find me eating any mid east garbanzo beans... give me good ol "freedom fries" :)

ps: i really don't want to hear about your package...
 
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I sometimes eat stir fry chicken :)
Until this place called jay's supermarket was busted by inspectors. I guess jay's was using horsemeat instead of chicken. So now, i try to stick to my falafel. Those
"freedom fries" are too covered with grease

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4486906/
 
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Give me a Carne Asada buritto and 3 Rolled TAcos w/ Guacamole and Cheese anyday!!!
 
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