Super Trooper
Well-known member
Yeah. The Honk.
I tried it out the other night when things were going a little too fast with this smokin' hot chick I met in a pub earlier in the evening.
What can I say, I felt very uncomfortable and I felt it was neccessary to let her know before things got out of hand.
Sure, I could have said "Ya know, I think we need to slow down a bit," or "Are you sure we should be moving this fast,".
Screw that. I'm an unconventional kind of guy. That's why chicks dig me.
Besides, this move is FONZ approved. I had to do it. It would have been a crime not to.
I wanted to say "Baby, I not only respect you as a woman, but as a person. I think we could have a great a future together. I want to be committed to a relationship with a foundation of not only mutual respect, but of trust. I love you, and because I love you, I think we should take things one step at a time and get to know each other on a more intimate, spiritual level."
So what better way to verbalize that rather verbose slice of dialogue than with the Honk:
http://www.ejb.com/video/16412/The_honk.html
I don't think she was familiar with that particular form of expression.
My dad bailed me out of county no more than a few hours ago. Hopefully I can get her to drop the charges with a little explaining. Call me crazy, but I don't think convicted sex offender would look to good on my resume.
DO NOT heed the Fonzs' advice. It only gets you into trouble.
Lesson learned.
I guess.
-Troop :beer:
I tried it out the other night when things were going a little too fast with this smokin' hot chick I met in a pub earlier in the evening.
What can I say, I felt very uncomfortable and I felt it was neccessary to let her know before things got out of hand.
Sure, I could have said "Ya know, I think we need to slow down a bit," or "Are you sure we should be moving this fast,".
Screw that. I'm an unconventional kind of guy. That's why chicks dig me.
Besides, this move is FONZ approved. I had to do it. It would have been a crime not to.
I wanted to say "Baby, I not only respect you as a woman, but as a person. I think we could have a great a future together. I want to be committed to a relationship with a foundation of not only mutual respect, but of trust. I love you, and because I love you, I think we should take things one step at a time and get to know each other on a more intimate, spiritual level."
So what better way to verbalize that rather verbose slice of dialogue than with the Honk:
http://www.ejb.com/video/16412/The_honk.html
I don't think she was familiar with that particular form of expression.
My dad bailed me out of county no more than a few hours ago. Hopefully I can get her to drop the charges with a little explaining. Call me crazy, but I don't think convicted sex offender would look to good on my resume.
DO NOT heed the Fonzs' advice. It only gets you into trouble.
Lesson learned.
I guess.
-Troop :beer:
