The Como requests your help...

Kegan

Kegan

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Robbie has found himself a nice little "assistant" to say the least. He thought it would be good to get DVXuser's valuable input on his situation.

first email:

"shi*.. lol i thought you were going to be this old fart lol
i used to be an executive producer for a company.. didnt last long there.. the guy didnt know what he was doing. i want to get back in a part time basis.. i dont even want to get paid really.. need a helper? assistant?

honestly anything you want me to do .. i will do.. do anything to get back and work in the film industry.
i dont have a camera.. i used to sale for that company.. i have 11 years of radio.. and now working for the gov

im 29

off topic and i dont mean it sexualy.. are you a dominant guy that like people to obey? lol
lets say you get me to be your part time assistant.. i do anything.. obey and will not say no. so a slave worker i guess.
he he.

so you dont need a slave assistant? lol too bad.. the things you can get done if you took advantage of that .. lol cook for you.. clean. work around the set. take all your calls. chores.. errands.. your driver.. etc...

im serious about that.. only thing is.. i only would do that for a guy that is dominant.. controling and would make me obey him... what is your thougths? i have a suv

its just a thing that makes me happy. thats all.
i have done this in the past.. the guy took advantage of it 100%
DONT GET ME WRONG.. im the most normal guy that you will meet.
i did his groceries. i drove him around. did his laundry. cooked for him. i lived there for a month.. so i was locked at night.. he he.. (i know your thinking im a friek) lol BUT who ever takes advantage of that.. they will live like a king.. imagine not having to do any of the chores you dont like doing.

seriously.. tell me what you think.

im going on my break.. permission to call you right now?

please i will answer any questions you have.. i would tell you a lot more that i can offer you.
you MUST have questions.. if you dont allow me to call.. ask away here please..
im assuming if we do this.. you would not want anyone to know that i am your "slave"?
will you take FULL advantage of this?"

second email:

"i was afraid you would be.. listen.. im VERY normal.. i just like to obey a man like you.. plus i want to get to tv.. so if you just make me work around the set.. or i do your casting.. or i am your personal assistant or your personal driver.. im cool with that.. sorry i creeped you out"

Your input is greatly appreciated by the como,

Kegan
 
Well, apparently he wants to PA on our productions, but more than that...he wants to become Como's SLAVE. How odd is that? Has anyone had any weird experiences like this before?

-Kegan
 
Kegan Sant said:
off topic and i dont mean it sexualy.. are you a dominant guy that like people to obey? lol
lets say you get me to be your part time assistant.. i do anything.. obey and will not say no. so a slave worker i guess.
he he.

im serious about that.. only thing is.. i only would do that for a guy that is dominant.. controling and would make me obey him... what is your thougths? i have a suv
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yeah. that sounds normal.
 
How does he need help?

Have him respond with this.

"Como: Hi. I was all set to get to work with you and take full advantage of the slave thing, but I left me email open on my computer and my uncle - who is a U.S. Marshall unfortunately, saw your email and is afraid it's some weird sexual deal and is especially ticked off since I am only a minor (did I mention that before) anyway, he wanted me to lead you on so that they could "catch you" and bring federal charges, but I convinced him that you were a normal guy that just liked to do slave stuff and he agreed that if we had no further contact he would not pursue the matter further. Good luck, this is my last email, could only send it because my uncle is out. Sincerely - The Como."
 
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Haha, he doesn't really need help. He just got this weird email and I wanted to see your reactions. I thought it was weird enough to spark some conversation. I've seriously never heard of anybody being asked something like that before. I want to know how common it is and why people think this kind of stuff flies?

-Kegan
 
I heard Jack was a previous recipient of emails from that person... oddly familiar with the whole "slave" thing. Remember that, Jack?
 
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