That's not supposed to be Funny !

Well, again from episode III:

The Vader creation, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" moment...hahaha!! Was Lucas being serious!!!???
 
But sticking with Episode III-

Anakin- Your so beautiful.
Amidala- Thats because I'm so in Love with you.
Anakin- No, its because I'm in love with you.
Amidala- Are you saying that your love makes you blind?
(from her on in, its where I would have gone with that dialog)
Anakin- The Jedi's never taught me to love, so love, love, love... Happy, Happy, We are strong because of our Love.
Amidala- Yes, our love.
Anakin- love, hmmmm.
Amidala- love...
Anakin- We are in love.
Amidala- lovey love love love
Anakin- If our love were a summertime children's camp, they would have to call it camp super love.
Amidala- or if it was a bagel it would be the love bagel.
(continues for 7 minutes)
 
seejay1031 said:
But sticking with Episode III-

Anakin- Your so beautiful.
Amidala- Thats because I'm so in Love with you.
Anakin- No, its because I'm in love with you.
Amidala- Are you saying that your love makes you blind?
(from her on in, its where I would have gone with that dialog)
Anakin- The Jedi's never taught me to love, so love, love, love... Happy, Happy, We are strong because of our Love.
Amidala- Yes, our love.
Anakin- love, hmmmm.
Amidala- love...
Anakin- We are in love.
Amidala- lovey love love love
Anakin- If our love were a summertime children's camp, they would have to call it camp super love.
Amidala- or if it was a bagel it would be the love bagel.
(continues for 7 minutes)
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HAHA! I guess Lucas will never win a screenwriting oscar!

I thought that Commando was the best comedy EVER made... Then someone told me it was supposed to be serious - Yeah right!

"Let of some steam Bennett!"
 
Good thread

I felt the last three Star Wars films were comically bad. The 'Un-armed' line is classic.

Resident Evil 2

I sat there through the entire film with my jaw hanging open suspended in complete disbelief.

House of the Dead has a similar effect but atleast had gratuitous nudity to distract you.
 
This is bullsh*t:

"A sequel was considered, but never filmed; Arnold Schwarzenegger, by his own admission, was not interested. Commando II was rewritten and would later become Die Hard (1988). "

Stay away from CommandoFan! Stay far, far away! They drink their own Kool-Aid there.
 
I've also been in quiet disbelief over some films... Blade:Trinity
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I admit I like this one; can't help myself. The other's I am in total agreement on however.

They're making a House of the Dead II, Sid Haig is in it...
http://imdb.com/title/tt0435665/ What a total piece of **** that was and probably will be.
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The first house was complete crap; like 'Are you kidding me?'. Believe it or not; rumor has it Part 2 is showing signs of retribution (Different filmmaker). But yeah; I predict crap.

Me and a mate had too much time and made this up
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Bwhahahah; that's great! Okay, I'm bothering you to do more: Do "Running Man"

A sequel was considered, but never filmed; Arnold Schwarzenegger, by his own admission, was not interested. Commando II was rewritten and would later become Die Hard (1988).
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As David says "Nutz!" Di Hard was based on a novel by Roderick Thorp "Nothing Lasts Forever". The only those 2 films have in common are 20th Century Fox, Joel Silver and John McTiernan (The Predator team)

nothinglastsforever.jpg
http://www.diehardmovies.com/diehard1/nothinglastsforever.jpg

This guy is making **** up:

Following his success in the Conan movies and The Terminator (1984), producers realized that Arnold Schwarzenegger was becoming a household name. This was the first film in which he got true "top" billing: the name Schwarzenegger was placed at the top of the poster, above the title of the film. Almost every film he has starred in since has done the same.

He got Top Billing in this :huh:

terminatorfolded.jpg
http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/terminatorfolded.jpg
 
What a minute, you mean Michael Bay does not make comedies?!!!! Well he's kept me laughing all these years.
 
Barry_Green said:
I dunno, looks like his name got some top billing in this "masterpiece:"

Hercules In New York
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Duh. Forgot about that one. People forget he was pretty damn famous as a body builder. (Pumping Iron?)
 
Barry_Green said:
I dunno, looks like his name got some top billing in this "masterpiece:"

Hercules In New York
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The film that "popped my Arnie cherry"... I remember it fondly :)
 
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