That didn't go as planned.....

[Ryan Patrick O'Hara]

I'm not sure what this man's intentions were, but it appears every step of his plan went horribly wrong.

I think he was trying to fake his own death. Who knows. What an idiot. He made way to many mistakes to list.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/12/florida.plane.crash/index.html

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Man, that's too bad...for the plane, I mean.

 

[Ryan Patrick O'Hara]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/missing.pilot/index.html

This guy just can't seem to do anything right.

The man who tried to fake his death in an airplane crash, we find has been scamming investors, his wife wants a divorce, and more.

Poor guy tries to kill himself after his disappearing act becomes called out as a fake very quickly before the national news stage, a judge freezes his assets and the manhunt begins. Even cutting his wrists turns out to be an epic fail. He survives the suicide attempt and is now in jail.

This guy just can't do ANYTHING right. I kind of feel bad for him.

 

[Drew Ott]

I haven't looked at the links yet, but Ryan's extreme level of pity is awesome.

 

[Matt Grunau]

I would have felt bad for him, or even felt a twinkle of humor at such a crafty plan had the asshat not almost crashed the plane into people's homes. He could have killed someone, even a family.

I hope a gator bites off his face and neck.

 

[Isaac_Brody]

I haven't looked at the links yet, but Ryan's extreme level of pity is awesome.

Well played sir. :thumbup:

 

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

I would have felt bad for him, or even felt a twinkle of humor at such a crafty plan had the asshat not almost crashed the plane into people's homes. He could have killed someone, even a family.

I hope a gator bites off his face and neck.

Yup. Within 50 yards of several homes. Luckily he didn't kill an entire family.