Ten Commandments, Cowboy Style

Larry Rutledge

Larry Rutledge

Fest Master
The Cowboy's Ten Commandments
(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas)

  1. Just one God.
  2. Honor yer Ma & Pa.
  3. No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
  4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
  5. Put nothin' before God.
  6. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
  7. No killin.'
  8. Watch yer mouth.
  9. Don't take what ain't yers.
  10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
 
Don't **** where you eat, no, wait, don't **** where you live, I like that better. Don't **** where you live.
 
LOL! Y'er boyz are CRAZZZY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey - I know this is not a proper Texan style. I am still trying to get a grip of proper English, never mind its regional dialects.
 
XCheck said:
LOL! Y'er boyz are CRAZZZY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey - I know this is not a proper Texan style. I am still trying to get a grip of proper English, never mind its regional dialects.
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Just change "Y'er" to "y'all" and you'll be fine. :happy: :)
 
XCheck said:
LOL! Y'er boyz are CRAZZZY! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey - I know this is not a proper Texan style. I am still trying to get a grip of proper English, never mind its regional dialects.
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I really do not know that much about Texas, but I do speak fluent "hillbilly"!
 
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