Sure the Slumdog Kids got a raw deal. But save some tears for REAL suffering...

[Matt Grunau]

Well it is the NY Times. I sometimes have trouble telling them apart...

I cant understand why? The Onion goes out of its way to make it clear it's a joke. Sadly, the other doesn't and is actually taken seriously.

Enjoy your flopping, fishies. You shoulda grown some lungs and legs, while the growing was good.

Problem is, their legs are all they have going for them. The depended on them to get what they want. Except in spreading, not walking.

 

[Sad Max]

*oof*

 

[ddp]

......
2. Shallow, insecure, money grubbing women.

/rant

Shallow, insecure, money grubbing women are my motivation for wanting to be rich. That way when I dump them to move on to the next new and improved model I won't feel bad........

 

[Sad Max]

Mmm.

Another reason to want to get rich.

*scribbles on list*