superheros you really hate

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Jack

[voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons]

Best banner EVER!

[/voice]

I agree, whole heartedly.

Also, props to PK for the presentation. :thumbsup:

 

[Mythfit]

Jack


Never really understood Aquaman. So his power is he can talk to fish?!? Big deal!!! Creatures with a brain the size of a pea are probably not the greatest conversationalists.

I'd rather have the power to talk to monkeys. They probably have funny stories to tell, and if you're going to have an army you'll want them to have opposable thumbs so they can use tools and weapons.

Me and my monkey army will destory Aquaman and his school of fish. BAM!!!!

Monkeys are fun for awhile, but they have really short memories, and they tell the same stories over and over again. Of course they all think they are hysterical every time, but eventually you just can’t take it anymore;

“No, I don’t care who you threw poop at today, just leave me alone!”
“Man what got into that that guy?”
“Dunno, lets throw poop at him!”

It’s pretty much downhill from there.

 

[Untsikka]

Some superheros are so lame, you'll laugh at them for just being around. Im no big fan of comics, so I've never heard of aquaman, but if he is as bad as he sounds, I have to find some aquaman, just for laughs.

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Some superheros are so lame, you'll laugh at them for just being around. Im no big fan of comics, so I've never heard of aquaman, but if he is as bad as he sounds, I have to find some aquaman, just for laughs.

 

[TimurCivan]

Okay, Pepe's cool...

Pepe is a rapist dude!

are you kidding!

 

[Jeremy Ordan]

i really liked

he's basically a ghost that was an acrobat called deadman in his act then he gets shot during his routine and because he lived a bad life these Eastern Gods are use him as an intermediary between the living and the dead rather than letting him rest

so he would jump into midgets and old ladies and fat security cops and make them do back flips and throw punches and stuff and sometimes he would have battles on metaphysical planes of existencea and sometimes with people who could see the dead with special goggles and who had special soul zapping ray guns.

If I'm ever a bigtime director and hollywood is still making Superhero movies, I'd dust him off and do a Deadman flck :thumbsup:

Motivation for Bone Hand, maybe?

-Jeremy

 

[MojoTrancer]

Steel. Worst ever. If he even counts. Do you have to have a book first? What's the rules here?

And the Wonder Twins. All you have to do is seperate them and they're useless. There's also something kind of sick in their relationship.

 

[Draccan]

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[Jdaniels]

Kinda fond of these guys

 

[Mythfit]

Bored much? haveing one of those days where you just can't seem to motivate yourself, so you just end up reading deeper and deeper into to DVX archive?

Take a walk, get some air, don't worry we'll still be here when you get back.

 

[JY_Blue]

who can't love shaq-fu!

 

[kimko]

I realy didn't/don't like 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'. Never really understood them :huh:

aw hell theyr'e teenagers

 

[kimko]

Monkeys are fun for awhile, but they have really short memories, and they tell the same stories over and over again. Of course they all think they are hysterical every time, but eventually you just can’t take it anymore;

“No, I don’t care who you threw poop at today, just leave me alone!”
“Man what got into that that guy?”
“Dunno, lets throw poop at him!”

It’s pretty much downhill from there.

hmm..somebody had a bad day at the zoorogar-BigGrin(DBG)