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Squirrels?! The little bastards are on my 'capture for stew' list. I just had my Comcast repair guy out to see why my DVXUSER web page loads so slowly. It was discovered that the hairy fiends had chewed up the cable from the pole to my house in many places, causing it to receive intermittent radio interference, which resulted in degraded service.

The DVXUSER must flow...
 
GenJerDan said:
OK. Squirrels in the DVX grabs section. :)

Dan

And now a film with said squirrels, along with their friends & neighbors. Listed under "The Birds and the Bees" or something like that.

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Didn't PK make a big mockumentary about squirrels? I was so sure... but I don't wanna go check his site cus I'm masturbating at the moment


EDIT: Wow I didn't even notice this was a three page thread, and there's good ole Gillock posting his squirrel short.

Good game, Monte... good game
 
monte said:
Didn't PK make a big mockumentary about squirrels? I was so sure... but I don't wanna go check his site cus I'm masturbating at the moment

Squirrel-talk gets you that worked up? Chip 'n' Dale must be like porn for you. Please be sanitary and wash your hands before posting again.
 
A squirrel touched my foot when i was at the Grand Canyon...it crawled on my foot...and i started swiging my foot in the air..and it was still on my foot...then i stopped and it scuddled off to some tree...just thought i should share my experience with a squirrel..
 
blckhawk542 said:
A squirrel touched my foot when i was at the Grand Canyon...it crawled on my foot...and i started swiging my foot in the air..and it was still on my foot...then i stopped and it scuddled off to some tree...just thought i should share my experience with a squirrel..

Interesting, but not as good as the time you kicked that dog's ass. :happy:
 
I used to hand feed two squirrels I named Ned and Stacey (anyone remember that show?) but I had to move. Then there was an albino (? pure white) that I used to set pinecones out smeared with peanut butter for on my fence. But I had to move. Then the other day at work, I was walking to another building on campus and we have tons of squirrels. There was this HUGE squirrel just sitting there with its white underbelly showing, standing on its hind legs. I thought, "Wow, this is the biggest squirrel I think I'v ever seen!" But when I got closer I realized it was actually one of the landscaping lights. hahaha!!!!! I should know not to venture outside without my spectacles.

*note*-maybe thats how I missed the dead man in the pond three days in a row in the same place on the walkway. :undecided
 
Terry_Lasater said:
Interesting, but not as good as the time you kicked that dog's ass. :happy:

hahaha yeah well I jus have really good luck with animals....:grin:

I still get nightmares from that day the dog ran up on me....:undecided:
 
Squirrels are rats with good PR. It cost me hundreds of dollars to get rid of them in my attic.

****ers.
 
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