Soulja Boy.

So I'm 32, don't have cable, haven't turned on a radio in about 15 years, about 6 years since I watched TV- do I need to even know wtf a "donk" is? Please don't tell me if it would make me stop using the internet...
 
So I'm 32, don't have cable, haven't turned on a radio in about 15 years, about 6 years since I watched TV- do I need to even know wtf a "donk" is? Please don't tell me if it would make me stop using the internet...

A "donk" is an old school car (either a caprice, Impala, Cutlass-can't remember which) that has Gigantic wheels on it. Like 24 inch to 30 inch. There are 3 types. Donks, Boxes, And Bubbles. You have to see these things. Just imagine a 85 caprice classic on 30 inch rims. They look crazy. Like monster trucks.
here is pic of a Donk!
http://www.mhtwheels.com/images/gallery/30inDonk.jpg
 
A "donk" is an old school car (either a caprice, Impala, Cutlass-can't remember which) that has Gigantic wheels on it. Like 24 inch to 30 inch. There are 3 types. Donks, Boxes, And Bubbles. You have to see these things. Just imagine a 85 caprice classic on 30 inch rims. They look crazy. Like monster trucks.
here is pic of a Donk!
http://www.mhtwheels.com/images/gallery/30inDonk.jpg

Ah-ha! I just saw one of these beasts, which I was told had 22" rims. Not impressive after seeing that picture, but at least I know what it is now! Thanks for the explanation. Or, should I say "donka-shane"? Oh, Lord... I've just turned into my grandparents...
 
Any self respecting Donk owner is gonna start with a Chevy. And Anything less than 30" is just plain embarassing.
And as far as 24" rims go: 2005 called and want's it rims back! :tongue:

Actually Donks are pretty f-ing stupid and dangerous, especially when it comes to braking. All that reciprocating mass makes it hard to stop, and how much you wanna bet those cars dont have money put into thier braking systems?
 
Any self respecting Donk owner is gonna start with a Chevy. And Anything less than 30" is just plain embarassing.
And as far as 24" rims go: 2005 called and want's it rims back! :tongue:

Actually Donks are pretty f-ing stupid and dangerous, especially when it comes to braking. All that reciprocating mass makes it hard to stop, and how much you wanna bet those cars dont have money put into thier braking systems?

In baltimore the Car of choice seems to be the Crown Victoria with 24's or better. Not many 30's riding around here. There is a H2 with 30's and that even looks silly. That is just too big. Oh yeah and Soulja boy sucks. I will stick with Mercedes Benz. Although I did look at the Challenger yesterday, mean looking ride. My wife already said no. did I mention that Soulja Boy Sucks?
 
Sadly enough, if you check the rating, it's actually rated TWO AND A HALF stars from about 5000 people. That's really sad considering the Youtube crowd usually eat up these things.
That's because it sucks. BTW Huy, saw your film man. "The Girl from Yesterday" It rocked. Real funny stuff. I liked the actors too. Hollywood could learn something from you about romantic comedy.

-Nate
 
So I'm 32, don't have cable, haven't turned on a radio in about 15 years, about 6 years since I watched TV- do I need to even know wtf a "donk" is? Please don't tell me if it would make me stop using the internet...

in addition to the car, it is short for badonkadonk. a booty.
 
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