I found this hilariously accurate as it was only a year or so ago where I found myself fishing hard for gigs and underselling myself in the attempts to "prove my worth" No matter how hard things get it always makes me feel better knowing that I will never in my life be as shallow and conniving as these pathetic bastards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80EqI-VjmLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80EqI-VjmLA