Somebody is going to get fired

I wouldn't have fired her yet. I would have waited until her next shift then let her come into work and after putting her to work for about an 1 hour said you can go home and not come back
 
May as well go elaborate, then...

...assemble the staff, outline new health-insurance program with incredible low co-pay and choice of provider, describe new three-week-paid-vacation policy, detail innovative retirement and options package for everyone...

...except for *you,* over there. You're fired.
 
you have to see this:

http://www.employeeterminationguidebook.com/


best part

"Because of my unique career as a "turnaround" professional, I've been involved in over 1100 terminations" :shocked: This guy sounds like hes the terminator :

Arnie voice: "u-ar Fihired"

*Pulls out very big gun with laser sighting and fires between eyes*

Arnie Voice: "Pur-mann-untly"
 
steppped riiiight into that....... beartrap, falling cage and poision dart in the ass.......

tommorow morninh i will have a tag in my ear that reads PWNED....... jees.... what was i thinking....
 
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