So What About Uwe Boll

So What About Uwe Boll

  • Cut his throat

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Make him watch his own movies, then cut his throat

    Votes: 13 81.3%
  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .
Yes i am, the director of Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark, The House Of The Dead, and will soon be creating Postal, and many other horrible films.
 
HorseFilms said:
Make him watch his own movies, then beat him for awhile, then cut his throat.
Click to expand...

then have his dead body watch his movies for eternity!

regardless, I have some remote respect for him as he gets things done. Movies are a huge undertaking and he plugs them out, and he seems to keep getting jobs even though his movies suck nuts.
 
This guy Uwe Boll

Why ? How ? Must be filthy rich; have you seen the cast of actors his films ?

What the .......... ?
 
On the other hand, his movies have been getting better. Not A LOT better, but better.

They say a monkey with a typewriter will eventually write Shakespeare, maybe in another 100 movies or so Boll will finally be ready for the Oscar:)
 
oh make him watch make him watch never stop watching never look away must must.. Sorry guys lost it there for a minute just thinking of how it would be to do that
 
i would like his paychecks no matter what kind of hoodoo voodoo mind tricks he uses to get films done. Damn him!
 
i really don't want this guy to mess up far cry... damn... how many more games is this guy going to kill?

Edit- After i thought about it... i think i might just be a tad bit jealous because this guy is doing what i'd like to do :-)
 
Last edited:
Guys, isn't the whole throat slitting thing a tad uncooth?

Why don't we make him watch all of his films, have Tarantino beat the snot out of him, then dip him in a vat of acid.

Then we can just throw away the acid.
 
This is still getting off to easily for him.

Watch his "dinner conversation" on the Bloodrayne DVD and you will be ill for sure. Even the people interviewing him are incredibly lame. The woman at the table fails to make a single cogent point.
 
You guys do what you want with this chowder monkey. I just want his agent and/or his manager. This guy works no matter how much he sucks. It's mind-boggling.
 
I read somewhere (and, please understand this is a distant memory, and coult be totally wrong) that there is some loophole with his government film bureau that allows for emergency financial relief if a film underperforms...
 
He wanted the rights to Halo at one point... good thing bungie isn't a barrell of morons he usually deals with.

His movies may suck ****... but holy hell.. who sold him the rights to make them in the first place?

I say along with Mr. Boll.. we also throw in the numb nuts that gave him the ok to use their source material. That way they can all have fun in the vat of acid.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top