Snakes On A Plane!

Drinking in the theater is a great idea. I think I'm going to start that in this area...a theater that only shows crap movies with a dimly lit bar in the same room.

And, honestly, this sounds like the most ridiculous name for a movie, "Snakes on a Plane". Let's not forget, Sam Jackson, albeit a good actor with the right part is the guy who begged George Lucas to let him be a jedi and have a purple light saber.

Samuel: "oh man George...I was thinking...you doing this Star Wars movie right?...umm, can I be a Jedi? That's be AWESOME man....cool...."

George: "Sure. I guess".

Samuel: "Awesome...can I wear a cool robe?"

George: "Yeah, I guess."

Samuel: "Hey man, do I get a light saber?"

George: "Yes, Sam, I suppose we can give you a light saber too........anything else?"

Samuel: "Nah, that's it man...oh wait wait wait....can my light saber be purple? Thatd be awesome...I could kick some Sith Ass with a purple light saber. Thats my favorite color. I could dominate if I had a purple light saber. Can I George, huh, can I?"

George: "Yeah...all right. You can be in my movie. You can have a robe. And you can have a purple light saber...Can I go now?"

Samuel: "yeah...oh and can I read from the book of Corinthians before I slice somebodies head off. That'd be AWESOME!"

George: "I guess. As long as its okay with Quentin Tarantino, but I gotta go. Have your people call my people."

Samuel: "You got it man. Hey man, may the force be with you George. Ha! Awesome...I always wanted to say that."
 
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."

you all have my blessing...
 
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