Shrinkage!

[Terry_Lasater]

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[Capt Quirk]

"Vail Resorts says the 48-year-old man wasn't injured and was rescued after about seven minutes. His name hasn't been released."

His name not being released was probably the best thing that he has going for him on this vacation.

 

[MattinSTL]

I feel bad laughing at that... no wait... no I don't