Short & Funny

Larry Rutledge

Fest Master
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."


My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.


With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attackes, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
 
Funny. Although I thought this thread was going to be about the genius that is Paul Williams.
 
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