J.R. Hudson
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Thats what I said. (God!)
server upgrades
- Thread starter Jarred Land
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Prairieboy
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This just confims it. This is a sickness!
Anhar_Miah
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Alternative Reason Why the Server Went down..
Alternative Reason Why the Server Went down..
Well well like Lazarus DVXuser is back again!
Damn Jarred ! You should have at least made up some other more dramatic story then just tell us the truth
. Perhaps something like:
Robbers broke into the apartment (*please note I realise that the DVX server is not located in your apartment, but lets roll with this story)
So they break in and decide to hide the stolen cash in the server, meanwhile Jarred comes back in from reading up on all the post about poo poo poo poo, and decides to make sure that the server is not overloaded from all the poo poo poo poo processing, only to catch the robbers in action busy trying to hide the cash. Jarred springs into action and shouts " What the poo poo are you doin?!"
the robbers are dumb founded like rabbits frozen in headlights, but this only lasts for a fraction of a second and they come back to their senses and grab their gun from their waist and take aim at Jarred. Luckly Jarred faced with certain death grabs the one thing that is available to him on the table, a DVX100 and takes aim at them (24P mode, 1/48 shutter, and manually white balances, with cinegamma(tm) on) and shouts "ACTION !! " and the robbers are yet again startled and amazingly break into song and dance, because deep down in the heart of every violent criminal beats the heart of a drag Queen.
Meanwhile a police patrol is alerted at the sounds of song and dance and recognises the voice, having been a Prison warden before he knows what every hardened criminal sings (* Insert Hardened Criminal Drag Queen Song name),
then they bust in guns blazing and nab the robbers however in the heat of the Crossfire (Jarred takes cover behind the DVX server) the Server takes a crucial hit and crashes.
then... *dramatic music, like when the lead actor is holding his dying partner in his hands* Jarred clutches the server in his arms and cries "Nooooooo! take meee!!!..." *Jarred still screaming rips open his shirt in anger*
er anyhoo, that’s what I visualised how it happened.
Anhar
Alternative Reason Why the Server Went down..
Well well like Lazarus DVXuser is back again!
Damn Jarred ! You should have at least made up some other more dramatic story then just tell us the truth
. Perhaps something like:Robbers broke into the apartment (*please note I realise that the DVX server is not located in your apartment, but lets roll with this story)
So they break in and decide to hide the stolen cash in the server, meanwhile Jarred comes back in from reading up on all the post about poo poo poo poo, and decides to make sure that the server is not overloaded from all the poo poo poo poo processing, only to catch the robbers in action busy trying to hide the cash. Jarred springs into action and shouts " What the poo poo are you doin?!"
the robbers are dumb founded like rabbits frozen in headlights, but this only lasts for a fraction of a second and they come back to their senses and grab their gun from their waist and take aim at Jarred. Luckly Jarred faced with certain death grabs the one thing that is available to him on the table, a DVX100 and takes aim at them (24P mode, 1/48 shutter, and manually white balances, with cinegamma(tm) on) and shouts "ACTION !! " and the robbers are yet again startled and amazingly break into song and dance, because deep down in the heart of every violent criminal beats the heart of a drag Queen.
Meanwhile a police patrol is alerted at the sounds of song and dance and recognises the voice, having been a Prison warden before he knows what every hardened criminal sings (* Insert Hardened Criminal Drag Queen Song name),
then they bust in guns blazing and nab the robbers however in the heat of the Crossfire (Jarred takes cover behind the DVX server) the Server takes a crucial hit and crashes.
then... *dramatic music, like when the lead actor is holding his dying partner in his hands* Jarred clutches the server in his arms and cries "Nooooooo! take meee!!!..." *Jarred still screaming rips open his shirt in anger*
er anyhoo, that’s what I visualised how it happened.
Anhar
235 Studios
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Isaac_Brody said:
You're kidding right? I just sat infront of my computer clicking the refresh button until it came back up. I mean come on- is there any other place on the net to go besides DVXuser.com? :thumbsup:
Seriously- Envision and myself did some location scouting for the SiFi Fest.
Er ... Anhar ... beginning, middle, end, surpsising twists ... imagery of Jarred ripping his shirt open ... you've got it all ...
But I have to go with waltind's story for sheer plausibiliity and verisimilitude :grin:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=verisimilitude
But I have to go with waltind's story for sheer plausibiliity and verisimilitude :grin:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=verisimilitude
235 Studios
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jdanstan said:
Ahh, verisimilitude, now there is a great word indeed - I'll have to use that in converstaion soon ...
