This is how much I suck:
Yesterday, my girlfriend came back from her workout. She likes to jog about three miles, 3 times a week.
So she walks in, all sweaty and glistening, and steps into a side room to take off her clothes before jumping in the shower. I am standing in just the right place, at the right time, and can see her through the hallway, framed in the doorway of the room, with the sunlight giving a perfect backlight, and soft ambient light making her skin look smooth and warm as she stood there nude. It was a Kodak moment. :O
Am I thinking 'hot monkey love'? No, I'm admiring the lighting, and how the sunlight compliments her hair and her complexion.
She comes out, realises I'm staring, and says, 'what?'
'Uh, nothing, honey, you look... great.'
*Sigh* What a pathetic freakin' dweeb I am.
Yesterday, my girlfriend came back from her workout. She likes to jog about three miles, 3 times a week.
So she walks in, all sweaty and glistening, and steps into a side room to take off her clothes before jumping in the shower. I am standing in just the right place, at the right time, and can see her through the hallway, framed in the doorway of the room, with the sunlight giving a perfect backlight, and soft ambient light making her skin look smooth and warm as she stood there nude. It was a Kodak moment. :O
Am I thinking 'hot monkey love'? No, I'm admiring the lighting, and how the sunlight compliments her hair and her complexion.
She comes out, realises I'm staring, and says, 'what?'
'Uh, nothing, honey, you look... great.'
*Sigh* What a pathetic freakin' dweeb I am.