Serious need of therapy

speedbump

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This is how much I suck:

Yesterday, my girlfriend came back from her workout. She likes to jog about three miles, 3 times a week.

So she walks in, all sweaty and glistening, and steps into a side room to take off her clothes before jumping in the shower. I am standing in just the right place, at the right time, and can see her through the hallway, framed in the doorway of the room, with the sunlight giving a perfect backlight, and soft ambient light making her skin look smooth and warm as she stood there nude. It was a Kodak moment. :O

Am I thinking 'hot monkey love'? No, I'm admiring the lighting, and how the sunlight compliments her hair and her complexion.

She comes out, realises I'm staring, and says, 'what?'

'Uh, nothing, honey, you look... great.'

*Sigh* What a pathetic freakin' dweeb I am.
 
Re: Serious need of therapy

LOL

The curse of the filmmaker. In time little one you will learn to grab the camera AND have freaky monkey love.
 
Re: Serious need of therapy

You should try to recreate the scene, and take photos for us to admire the... err... lighting.
 
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You could always call me over to take your place in moments like that, im sure i can get by the lighting distraction. ;)
 
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oh c'mon now guys...it's only his girlfriend, not his wife...this is the new millennium...nobody has sex until they're married...so if it was in the evening, would that have been a moon shot? :P
 
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If I came in from a 3 mile jog all sweaty & my wife were to catch a glance of me well backlit whilst moving through the hall way all I would get is a "Get washed you stink of sweat!" Women are so different man! what you wrote speedbump sounded nice but to a womans mind sweat is not a glistening light enhancer but a get washed now!
 
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