Segway company owner dies after rolling into river

[Batutta]

If Chuck Norris doesn't get 'em first.

Hey, I just thought of a new Chuck Norris joke--

Chuck Norris doesn't need a Segway. He stands in one place, and the Earth moves beneath him.

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

If Chuck Norris doesn't get 'em first.

Chuck Norris doesn't get'em first.

Chuck Norris' leg gets up five hours before Chuck and gets'em with a roundhouse kick while Chuck still sleeps. Then it serves Chuck coffee when he wakes up. With waffles.




What were we talking about?

 

[Jordan Scott Price]

Chuck Norris doesn't get'em first.

Chuck Norris' leg gets up five hours before Chuck and gets'em with a roundhouse kick while Chuck still sleeps. Then it serves Chuck coffee when he wakes up. With waffles.

A teeny bit forced there.

 

[Sad Max]

I think it was the waffles that did it.

 

[Taylor Rudd]

I think it was the waffles that did it.

It was the waffles that did it for me. Everything leading up to it was a bit forced.