SAW 3 Trailer- See it here first

Hey, did anyone see this trailers in theaters? I remember when he says, "hello america, you want to play a game?" the word "America" was substituted with "Cleveland". Did this happen in your city/town?
 
I hate these movies.

The only thing i liked about the first 2 were the trailers because they gave you specific scenes that worked really well to build buzz.

This trailer breaks that mold by giving you a generic flash clip preview trailer.

No thank you.
 
GlimmerGhost said:
Hey, did anyone see this trailers in theaters? I remember when he says, "hello america, you want to play a game?" the word "America" was substituted with "Cleveland". Did this happen in your city/town?



Yeah, it said "Los Angeles" instead on mine, lol.

I can't wait for this, I'm a saw fan, love the gore and twists.
 
I saw the first one in theatres.

Afterwards, I quit my job, left my family, and booked a flight to Egypt in search of a magic lamp.

After some 3 weeks of extensive and exhaustive research, which ultimately resulted in the coldblooded murder of 2 of my guides (and a nasty case of ghonnarea) I finally found one.

Some old man had possesion of it and traded it for my hand in marriage.

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Well, I rubbed away and out popped a little surprise...

After the honeymoon, I was finally granted access to the lamp. I immedieatly summoned the Genie, and, to my disbelief, he was not a blue gaseous cloud on crack after all, nor was he a cute blonde sans a belly button.

It turned out to be Sloth, from the goonies.

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To make a long story short, he offered me my three wishes (and a baby ruth).

I said "No sh!t", and immediately demanded that he give me back my 103 minutes I wasted on that f^%#$ stupid ass movie.

Well, turns out that Sloth in fact posseses no magical powers whatsoever, and actually is a mentally retarded man-child.

So, I just cold-cocked the sonofabitch and took the babyruth.

At least I got something from this whole ordeal.

At least I got something.

baby%20ruth%20copy.jpg
 
Super Trooper said:
I saw the first one in theatres.

Afterwards, I quit my job, left my family, and booked a flight to Egypt in search of a magic lamp.

After some 3 weeks of extensive and exhaustive research, which ultimately resulted in the coldblooded murder of 2 of my guides (and a nasty case of ghonnarea) I finally found one.

Some old man had possesion of it and traded it for my hand in marriage.

oldmanS.jpg


Well, I rubbed away and out popped a little surprise...

After the honeymoon, I was finally granted access to the lamp. I immedieatly summoned the Genie, and, to my disbelief, he was not a blue gaseous cloud on crack after all, nor was he a cute blonde sans a belly button.

It turned out to be Sloth, from the goonies.

msg-115592134752.jpg


To make a long story short, he offered me my three wishes (and a baby ruth).

I said "No sh!t", and immediately demanded that he give me back my 103 minutes I wasted on that f^%#$ stupid ass movie.

Well, turns out that Sloth in fact posseses no magical powers whatsoever, and actually is a mentally retarded man-child.

So, I just cold-cocked the sonofabitch and took the babyruth.

At least I got something from this whole ordeal.

At least I got something.

baby%20ruth%20copy.jpg

LOL....LOL....LOLOLOL:)
 
Something like this happened to me in China once.​
After the first two days of a 1 week vacation I was shanghied (seriously no pun intended) by this monk
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who wanted me to marry this girl because she needed to leave the country and hide from her evil uncle.

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I was at aloss for words since I loved Jim Carrie in Liar Liar and couldnt understand
how a potential swinger like Jim who once yelled out to another guy,
"Jerry! Enjoy my wife!" was now trying to marrie a girl against her will.
I asked them our choices and the monk's asst.
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yelled out Viva Napal.
I cold cocked him and asked her what we should do?
After a week long yourney to Napal we found a golden child who was willing to grant us one wish
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I made my wish but i couldnt understand if it had been granted because all he kept saying was,
"Data stop stop bad guy with srick shoes!", I fapped him in the forehead and brought the girl here.

Some people still ask me why I fapped him in the forehead and its always the same answer.
There is only one data.
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The first SAW kicked ass!
One of the best gore/horror films in years!
I cant believe anyone "hated it" it rules... i guess its just envy : P
 
Ogrus said:
The first SAW kicked ass!
One of the best gore/horror films in years!
I cant believe anyone "hated it" it rules... i guess its just envy : P


apparently things like:

acting

and

a half way decent script don't matter to you.

I also hate frenetic editing and pointless 360 degree camera pans.
 
The Machinist said:
apparently things like:

acting

and

a half way decent script don't matter to you.

I also hate frenetic editing and pointless 360 degree camera pans.



I agree, acting was horrible in the movie. But, I also have to give those guys credit for putting out of one of the best suspense/horror movies in years, if it wasn't so good it wouldn't have the fan gathering it has.
 
Ogrus said:
The first SAW kicked ass!
One of the best gore/horror films in years!
I cant believe anyone "hated it" it rules... i guess its just envy : P

The only thing I envy is your ability make friends .
 
Saw was alright; watchable

But not a great horror film by any stretch. In recent years, my favorite horror films have been

Dawn of the Dead
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
28 Days Later
The Devils Rejects
House of 1000 Corpses
Identity (Although more Thriller IMO)

Even the recent Hills have Eyes was better than SAW I thought
 
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