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GlimmerGhost said:Hey, did anyone see this trailers in theaters? I remember when he says, "hello america, you want to play a game?" the word "America" was substituted with "Cleveland". Did this happen in your city/town?
Super Trooper said:I saw the first one in theatres.
Afterwards, I quit my job, left my family, and booked a flight to Egypt in search of a magic lamp.
After some 3 weeks of extensive and exhaustive research, which ultimately resulted in the coldblooded murder of 2 of my guides (and a nasty case of ghonnarea) I finally found one.
Some old man had possesion of it and traded it for my hand in marriage.
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Well, I rubbed away and out popped a little surprise...
After the honeymoon, I was finally granted access to the lamp. I immedieatly summoned the Genie, and, to my disbelief, he was not a blue gaseous cloud on crack after all, nor was he a cute blonde sans a belly button.
It turned out to be Sloth, from the goonies.
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To make a long story short, he offered me my three wishes (and a baby ruth).
I said "No sh!t", and immediately demanded that he give me back my 103 minutes I wasted on that f^%#$ stupid ass movie.
Well, turns out that Sloth in fact posseses no magical powers whatsoever, and actually is a mentally retarded man-child.
So, I just cold-cocked the sonofabitch and took the babyruth.
At least I got something from this whole ordeal.
At least I got something.
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Ogrus said:The first SAW kicked ass!
One of the best gore/horror films in years!
I cant believe anyone "hated it" it rules... i guess its just envy : P
The Machinist said:apparently things like:
acting
and
a half way decent script don't matter to you.
I also hate frenetic editing and pointless 360 degree camera pans.
The only thing I envy is your ability make friends .
Ogrus said:The first SAW kicked ass!
One of the best gore/horror films in years!
I cant believe anyone "hated it" it rules... i guess its just envy : P