response to being flipped the bird

lowercase

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howdy.
i need some help with a joke/ reaction. i need a good comeback to "the bird". let me break it down as much as possible.
flipper: overweight techie weapons guy (not a nerd though).
flippee: hip rockabilly felon vampire killer.
flipper asks flippee to pick up some supplies while he's out. flippee makes comment referring to flippers sexuality leading the flipper to say; "oh ****! i almost forgot to give you this" he fishes around in his shirt pocket then pulls out his hand, middle finger standing defiantly. this leads the flippee to say.....................?
there is another character walking into the room at this time that the gesture could be deflected to.

throw out any ideas you have.
there is a not so good comeback in the script that was suggested by one of the actors at an early table read that just sorta feel flat when read. i have another table read in a week an i'd like to have a few options for the actors to play with and i'm drawin' a blank
thanks.
-k-
 
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my apologies,
i didn't even think about that.
please pm me any responses.
thanks and again, sorry.
-k-
 
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