Random thoughts for today...

Capt Quirk

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WESH.com
3:55 p.m. EST January 23, 2007

"The discovery of a suspicious package forced the evacuation of a Lake County elementary school on Tuesday morning. Students from Pine Ridge Elementary School in Clermont were evacuated to a field behind the school, WESH 2 News reported.

A bomb squad was called in to examine the package, which was discovered by a teacher at about 8:15 a.m. An X-ray machine examined the package, but officials could not determine what it was. So, a bomb squad technician blew up the package and found that there was nothing dangerous in it."



Mrs. Reynolds, 4th grade teacher- "Where is your science project Timmy?
Timmy Smith, 4th grade student- "The S.W.A.T. team detonated it..."

OR

Mrs. Quagmire, 2nd grade teacher- "Suzy, it's your turn for Show and Tell. What did you bring?"
Suzy Hainey, 2nd grade student- (sobbing) "I brought my Hamster, Mr. Wiggles, but I forgot where I left his box!"
 
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