random question reguarding a joke about dp's

[twerp]

a long time ago someone posted a bunch of jokes regarding dp's that i thought were pretty clever.

i however, for the life of me, can't recall them.

one was something like, how does a dp light a cigarette?

or something...

or how many dp's does it take to change a light bulb?

does anybody know these jokes and or answers?! <3

 

[Ryan Patrick O'Hara]

I believe the thread you are looking for was a clean jokes thread from the cafe:
http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=150381&page=2

 

[JamieF]

cigarette one is hilarious

 

[hoarp001]

Same as everyone else but it takes him three hours to light it.

 

[cheezweezl]

what do grips use for birth control?

their personalities.



what's the difference between a gaffer and a grip?

a gaffer takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.



how many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

17. you got a f**kin' problem with that?



how do you spot the teamster's kids?

they're the ones standing around watching all the other kids play.



how many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

just one. he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.




how many first-time directors does it take to change a light bulb?

i don't know. what do you think?




how many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

does it have to be a light bulb?




how many AC's does it take to change a light bulb?

never mind. it's already done...

 

[RyanT]

Why does thunder come after lightning?

Because even god has to wait on sound.