Pookie Learns The Theory Of Relativity
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Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
Y'know I have this Teddy Bear that I bought for my brother about 20 years ago, but never gave to him. The bear used to travel everywhere with me...Niagara Falls, California, Canada, the Grand Canyon...
His name is Pookie.
His name is Pookie.
pookie_old
Veteran
I feel violated......
Jim Brennan
VHS Member Old Skool
...you have no idea...
thisiswells
Retired
all in bad taste.
all in bad taste.
including all that dry humor you're so well known for around here. wait, did I say dry?
i meant wet humor.. ahh, yes. that's right.
all in bad taste.
Oh please!! LOL. feel flattered there's a comic named after you...pookie said:
including all that dry humor you're so well known for around here. wait, did I say dry?
i meant wet humor.. ahh, yes. that's right.
nullphonic
Well-known member
Tom Scoggins: "One night seems like a week."
Preacher: "Relativity."
Tom Scoggins: "What?"
Preacher: "Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative."
Tom Scoggins: "You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard."
Not exactly on topic but when will I ever have another chance to post a quote from "Deep Blue Sea"?
Leaving now... <ducks as empty, and one half full, water bottles are thrown in my direction> :laugh:
Preacher: "Relativity."
Tom Scoggins: "What?"
Preacher: "Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative."
Tom Scoggins: "You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard."
Not exactly on topic but when will I ever have another chance to post a quote from "Deep Blue Sea"?
Leaving now... <ducks as empty, and one half full, water bottles are thrown in my direction> :laugh:
pookie_old
Veteran
Einstein had a third,
Intelligence diminishes in equal proportion to forum postings.
Intelligence diminishes in equal proportion to forum postings.