Zak Forsman
Major Contributor
i hesitate even posting this because I've personally been weirded out by someone telling me they had a dream about me. but screw it!!! here it goes...
last night, i'm lying in bed (don't worry, it's not going there). my girlfriend finishes washing her face and joins me in bed. I take two sleeping pills (melatonin and valerian root) and decide to check out reduser.net before going to sleep.
i click into a thread and see this picture...
in the thread someone joked about wanting to see the red one next to a normal sized human being because jarred is 6'7".
then i close my laptop, put it on the table and go to sleep. The dream/nightmare....
...suddenly i'm in the warehouse. and there is jarred standing by a table. i remember thinking that he doesn't look exceptionally tall. then i see his legs. and for some godless reason, they are horriibly disfigured. it's as though he had height reduction surgery where they removed half a foot of shin bone. and to further the horror, they seemingly scraped away all the muscle from the knee down leaving these two skinny pegs of scarred flesh and bone for him to stand on.
and as quickly as it began, it was over.
uh... so yeah. sorry, jarred. i guess as a straight heterosexual man, it's not the worst dream I could have had about you. but it was pretty horrifying.
last night, i'm lying in bed (don't worry, it's not going there). my girlfriend finishes washing her face and joins me in bed. I take two sleeping pills (melatonin and valerian root) and decide to check out reduser.net before going to sleep.
i click into a thread and see this picture...
in the thread someone joked about wanting to see the red one next to a normal sized human being because jarred is 6'7".
then i close my laptop, put it on the table and go to sleep. The dream/nightmare....
...suddenly i'm in the warehouse. and there is jarred standing by a table. i remember thinking that he doesn't look exceptionally tall. then i see his legs. and for some godless reason, they are horriibly disfigured. it's as though he had height reduction surgery where they removed half a foot of shin bone. and to further the horror, they seemingly scraped away all the muscle from the knee down leaving these two skinny pegs of scarred flesh and bone for him to stand on.
and as quickly as it began, it was over.
uh... so yeah. sorry, jarred. i guess as a straight heterosexual man, it's not the worst dream I could have had about you. but it was pretty horrifying.
