Overheard In New York

[Cryogenic Filmworks]

Found this on another site. Just for fun or ideas for scripting. Enjoy.

overheardinnewyork

Example:

Boy: Did you get my Christmas list?
Dad: I don't need your Christmas list.
Boy: I want a PSP. A portable Playstation.
Dad: I'm not gettin' you video games.
Boy: Then I just want money.
Dad: You want my money, I want you to get good grades. Neither of us get what we want, do we?

--6 train


Overheard by: Chris Mohney

:laugh:

(had to modify with another one)

Lady #1: Can you please choose a direction and stick to it? You almost made me tumble down the stairs!
Lady #2: What? I know you are not talking to me!
Lady #1: Yes, I am talking to you, you keep changing your direction left, right, back, and forth! You walk right in front of me as I am walking down the stairs and almost tripped me down the stairs!
Lady #2: Well, if you were not right up my ass, you would not have had a problem!
Lady #1: How can I avoid being up your ass? Have you seen how much room your ass takes up?--
Man: Ha!
Lady #1: --It's like a wide load truck swerving across the highway with no warning to fellow drivers! It's huge!
Lady #2: Nasty ass *****!
Lady #1: I am sure you would know.

--103rd Street 1 station

 

[HybridCreations]

Haha. Sometimes that site is priceless. You gotta love New York.....

Guy: If you could marry Dave Matthews right now, would you?
Girl: Yeah, I would; I would piss on his face!
Guy: What?
Girl: Yeah, I heard he likes that.

--John & Gold

I'm f-ing rolling from that:grin:
-Ryan