Obvious (ironic) mottos of Tiger Woods sponsors (late show writers?)

[MattinSTL]

I have no intention of making this a moral thread or a defense of Tiger Woods... but I was joking with my brother about the irony of Tiger's sponsor mottos... and I'm surprised I haven't heard any of these on the late shows.

I'll let Dave's writers finish this top ten list:


AT&T, "Your world. Delivered."

Buick, "Drive Beautiful."

Gillette, "The best a man can get."

Nike, "Just do it."

Gatorade, "Is it in you?"

Titleist, "Serious Clubs. Serious Performance."
*or*
"The Number #1 Balls in Golf."

You gotta' admit... THAT is progressively ironic. :cheesy:

 

[Batutta]

And then there's the Tiger Woods jokes--

"How many of Tiger's mistresses will come out of the woodwork?...18 holes."

 

[ryan brown]

Hahahaha.... good stuff Matt!


One I heard the other night:

What's the difference between a golf ball and an S.U.V?





Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.