Now, this can't be unseen, take that into account before you click.

I wish I'd turned it off before 5:10...
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quote of the year

"obesity .. it's working for me"

he certainly stands out from all the other fat arsed bastards in spandex
 
Talk about a train-wreck in the station, and I'm not talking about the rail cars. *buh-dum-ching!*

He keeps saying 'professionally', yet all we see are unsolicited performances in what appears to be a subway and an airport. I somehow doubt this is his sole means of income. :) Does he generate all his revenue by 'flash' performances? I suppose that would be like a pan-handler who plays a guitar on the corner calling himself a professional musician... I guess. "Comedy is my mountain.... contortion is my mountain, I meant to say..." btw 'mountain' = defense mechanism
 
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