No Strings Attached with Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman SUCKED

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filmmakerguy

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"My neck hurts....cause my brain is so big"

That's the opening joke in the movie No Strings Attached with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. :undecided

another joke in the movie...
"what is this the peach pit, and yeah that was a 90210 reference"

Dad to son..
"You need some sex advice...If there's one thing you learn after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty." :Drogar-KnockedOut(D

The lines in this movie are torture. Seriously, none of these jokes are going over.
"You know the best thing about my gay dads, they're never going to eat out my ex-girlfriends." :undecided

Turned it off after 39 min. Returned it to RedBox. You have been warned.
 
"Ashton Kutcher", and "Sucked", in the same sentence....:huh:

What were the odds.....:thumbsup:
 
dude, you should have known what you were getting into with an Ashtun kutcher flick anyway...
 
Yeah, what were the odds???

That movie sucked so bad I had forgotten I even saw it until I read some of those lines. Then it hit me what a complete piece of s*** it was.

The Blind Film Critic is a cool guy. We did an interview with him for the news station I work for.
 
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