Nick Cage is a vampire!

[Batutta]

If real, this civil war photo is spooky. Obviously I don't think he's a vampire, because if he has, why has he aged these past 30 years? Still, the resemblance is uncanny.





http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...que_photo_collector_claims_based_on_civi.html

 

[Paul Hudson]

I knew it!

 

[Billy Pilgrim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

He admitted it himself, he is a vampire.

 

[nosys70]

Great news, i thought i was the only one

 

[simonpwood]

Shame about the ears.

...(and the hair)...

 

[David Jimerson]

Doesn't even look that much like him. A resemblance, sure.

Of course, the main problem is that vampires can't be photographed.

 

[Doc Bernard]

Doesn't even look that much like him. A resemblance, sure.

Of course, the main problem is that vampires can't be photographed.

LOL, gotta know how you know this. I see vampires on TV/movies all the time, they get photographed. For that matter some TV shows and movies themselves are vampires, since they suck the life out of you too.

 

[David Jimerson]

No mirrors, no photos. It's because silver cannot contain their images.

Pretty standard vampire lore before they all became heroin-addict-thin metrosexuals who agonize about their poor lots in unlife.

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

If real, this civil war photo is spooky. Obviously I don't think he's a vampire, because if he has, why has he aged these past 30 years?

Maybe he cut the head of the last remaining immortal and claimed The Prize in the early 1980s?

 

[Mike Harvey]

Who said he didn't become a vampire after that photo was taken?

 

[David Jimerson]

Presumably it was before Valley Girl and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

No mirrors, no photos. It's because silver cannot contain their images.

What about mirrors made out of some other really reflective metal, like chrome?

 

[HorseFilms]

I'll put real money on the dead guy being a better actor.

 

[CallaghanFilms]

I'll put real money on the dead guy being a better actor.