Saying that he hasn't had enough responses to his posts, annoyed moderator Jack Daniel Stanley copied another moderator's thread on Friday.
"I'm tired of this crap," said the 42-year-old plagiarizer, who thought of the idea while on a lunch break. "I post all day with little results. What the hell is up with that? Don't these people know that I won a couple of dvxuser film festivals a few years ago?"
"I had to do something," the distraught moderator rationalized. "So I went looking for a thread to steal."
Stanley, a man who usually makes exceptionally long rants about how the other moderators are out to get him, took notice of Zak Forsman's threads upon seeing how many replies his love fest entry got.
"That movie was kinda boring, but got a **** ton of responses," Stanley said. "I went ahead and nabbed a thread from him. I changed one or two words in the title, but everything else is the same. Now I just have to wait for the responses to start pouring in."
But in a cruel, ironic twist for Jack Daniel Stanley, the thread he copied from also has zero replies.